Sunday, November 30, 2008

Miss Bardot sat awonderin' what to do on a gloomy day like today.
The snow storm warnings were frightful, and staying indoors sounded safe.
Bardot hated safe.
Napoleon would not back down in this retched situation, so why should she?

"That's it!" Bardot thought, "I'll dress up as Napoleon and fight the snow! I can take them, I can take all of them."
Walking into her closet, she grabbed whatever she could to reinvent herself into the image of a warrior
Fear did not hinder her progress during this grande endeavor. No snow would survive once they caught a glimpse of the brave lioness in her.

The outcome, was fierce:

She was hot, she was fire..but she lacked a weapon. A steak knife just wouldn't cut it in this case. [No pun intended ;=]
"I know just the thing," she whispered, "My Hercules."

Using her new avant-garde stool as a shield and a spear, she forcefully opened the door.
A blast of cold wind greeted her, and a whirlwind of snow made it difficult to see.
Who would win tonight?...


Monday, November 17, 2008
Don't you hate those times when you try with all your might to get something done,
but the task is just so unpleasant that you get distracted easily, 
and you begin to do everything BUT that.

and the task then becomes prolonged
...and prolonged..
and prolonged.


Update: Hello hottie Gisele [December ELLE]


Thursday, November 13, 2008

Alright, so for those who guessed option two, from two posts ago... you were right!
Here I am demonstrating the versatility of this shirt,
though I wish I had a bloody costume picture.
I really should be carrying my camera around more often instead of depending on others.
Facebook just makes people more lazy and reliant on their friends.

news: the dance competition is this coming saturday, the 22nd.



Sunday, November 09, 2008
Going to school when the weather is 18˚C 
during November
is amazing.

Considering it's Canada!


Saturday, November 01, 2008
I am so.... lame.
I don't update ..... because I am lazy.
But I read all your lovely blogs daily.
So I provide you with love, but I don't give you some of my own. 

Alright, so today I'm going to present to you a look I never posted.
It's not my usual look, mostly because wide pants aren't flattering
on skinny people (it makes us look even skinnier, so these babies get very little wear).

I'll see if I can hunt down a pretty picture of me at halloween,
when all my friends post their shots on facebook.
I was a medieval doll.